I’m sorry I ever thought about getting rid of you. It’s just that none of my friends acutally liked you. They said you were only for gays and I didn’t want that name for myself. But now I know, you’re the one that holds me down when I need it the most. You’re the one I can be comfortable in without ever being scared that you’d move up on me. You’re in my life forever now, or until I die. Cause that’s how long forever is, right? I love you, boxer briefs.
